one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.
can this be a real thing please
Please oh my God
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Isn’t it strange? There are so many people out there who secretly love someone. And there are so many people out there who have no idea that someone secretly loves them.
things that are way harder than they should be:
- spreading cold butter on soft bread
- getting a good education
- sacrificing a child for the glory of our lord satan in public
- loving whoever you want
- getting asked to go on a date i mean seriously damn
I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHIGN BECAUSE WHEN I WAS 9 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL WAS A COUGAR SO I WOULD GOOGLE PICTURES OF COUGARS SO I COULD TRY TO DRAW THEM AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED WHEN I WOULD GET WEIRD LOOKING PICTURES OF MIDDLE AGED WOMEN AND I JUST REALIZED WHY